Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Lisa pretending to be Dave Letterman... TOP TEN WAYS TO HYDRATE A BABY

‎10. sea water
09. toilet water
08. dishwater
07. drunken breast milk
06. garden hose
05. fish tank water
04. Jack Daniels -- water back @ a Hank Jr concert
03. power jet at the car wash
02. WIC milk
And The Number ONE Way to Hydrate A Baby Is...
01. Let him drink from the dog dish with Tatum!!!

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I read an article about an Ohio woman
who was drunk and squirted Deputies with breast milk!

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

I'm always AMAZED at WHO we have an effect on.

Ppl can laugh when you laugh.
Ppl can be lead astray when you go astray.
Ppl can be inspired by you
when you don't know they are even looking!
And the same ppl can be alibied for their
inexcusable behavior by your bad example!

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Puppy Duppy

Singing the Blues...
I got a puppy doggie.
You know her name is Tate.
Everything I say about her
Makes her sound so great!
I love my puppehh.
Puppy Duppy!!!
Puppy Duppy Brown Dog.
You know she ain't no hound.
From everything I know,
She's the best dog around!
Puppy Duppy!!!