I'm Mad At Gma

If Gma couldn't mind MY business,
she would need to have a going out of business sale!
We're slashing prices on snide remarks.
We're almost giving away insults!
We're loading up our trucks so come on down!
We're offering free delivery on innuendos, deadlines, and mocking.
90 days same as cash.
Selection limited to stock on hand!
No monogramming!

226 lbs is my current weight down from 317 lbs

89 lbs down
89 lbs lighter 89 lbs brighter
89 lbs I don't have to tote around
89 lbs is a 5th grader.
My name is Lisa Stephens and I was overweight by a 5th grader.
Maybe two of them!

Lisa pretending to be Dave Letterman... TOP TEN WAYS TO HYDRATE A BABY

‎10. sea water
09. toilet water
08. dishwater
07. drunken breast milk
06. garden hose
05. fish tank water
04. Jack Daniels -- water back @ a Hank Jr concert
03. power jet at the car wash
02. WIC milk
And The Number ONE Way to Hydrate A Baby Is...
01. Let him drink from the dog dish with Tatum!!!

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I read an article about an Ohio woman
who was drunk and squirted Deputies with breast milk!

I'm always AMAZED at WHO we have an effect on.

Ppl can laugh when you laugh.
Ppl can be lead astray when you go astray.
Ppl can be inspired by you
when you don't know they are even looking!
And the same ppl can be alibied for their
inexcusable behavior by your bad example!

Puppy Duppy

Singing the Blues...
I got a puppy doggie.
You know her name is Tate.
Everything I say about her
Makes her sound so great!
I love my puppehh.
Puppy Duppy!!!
Puppy Duppy Brown Dog.
You know she ain't no hound.
From everything I know,
She's the best dog around!
Puppy Duppy!!!