Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Think about this...

Before Facebook, ppl had pen pals.
Before Ebay, ppl had garage sales.
Before Craigslist, ppl had to find their own tranny hookers...
Before Star Wars, ppl watched Star Trek.
We were encouraged to Boldly Go Where No Man Had Gone.
Sounds like we are there! 2012

Joke I Wrote...

When former Hootie and the Blowfish frontman, Darius Rucker takes his kids Trick-or-Treating... they dress as Donnie and Marie Osmond. That's because Darius Rucker is a little bit Country and he's a little bit Rock & Roll.

More Toes

I read on the internet that...

One of the purposes of the small toe is to find furniture in the dark when you're tired!

Toes

Currently naming my toes after the famous ppl they resemble.
Say hello to Chelsea Clinton and Donnie Most.

Monday, January 23, 2012

ok...

You're just jealous the voices are speaking to me and not you!


(I thought this statement was funny.)

from Mark Twain

FORGIVENESS is the Fragrance the Violet sheds when the Heal crushes it.

a thought from Mike Murdoch evangelist

Delayed Obedience is Disobedience. (Rebellion)