I read on the internet that...
One of the purposes of the small toe is to find furniture in the dark when you're tired!
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Toes
Currently naming my toes after the famous ppl they resemble.
Say hello to Chelsea Clinton and Donnie Most.
Say hello to Chelsea Clinton and Donnie Most.
Monday, January 23, 2012
ok...
You're just jealous the voices are speaking to me and not you!
(I thought this statement was funny.)
(I thought this statement was funny.)
Monday, July 4, 2011
I'm Mad At Gma
If Gma couldn't mind MY business,
she would need to have a going out of business sale!
We're slashing prices on snide remarks.
We're almost giving away insults!
We're loading up our trucks so come on down!
We're offering free delivery on innuendos, deadlines, and mocking.
90 days same as cash.
Selection limited to stock on hand!
No monogramming!
she would need to have a going out of business sale!
We're slashing prices on snide remarks.
We're almost giving away insults!
We're loading up our trucks so come on down!
We're offering free delivery on innuendos, deadlines, and mocking.
90 days same as cash.
Selection limited to stock on hand!
No monogramming!
Saturday, July 2, 2011
226 lbs is my current weight down from 317 lbs
89 lbs down
89 lbs lighter 89 lbs brighter
89 lbs I don't have to tote around
89 lbs is a 5th grader.
My name is Lisa Stephens and I was overweight by a 5th grader.
Maybe two of them!
89 lbs lighter 89 lbs brighter
89 lbs I don't have to tote around
89 lbs is a 5th grader.
My name is Lisa Stephens and I was overweight by a 5th grader.
Maybe two of them!
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