I'm Mad At Gma

If Gma couldn't mind MY business,
she would need to have a going out of business sale!
We're slashing prices on snide remarks.
We're almost giving away insults!
We're loading up our trucks so come on down!
We're offering free delivery on innuendos, deadlines, and mocking.
90 days same as cash.
Selection limited to stock on hand!
No monogramming!

226 lbs is my current weight down from 317 lbs

89 lbs down
89 lbs lighter 89 lbs brighter
89 lbs I don't have to tote around
89 lbs is a 5th grader.
My name is Lisa Stephens and I was overweight by a 5th grader.
Maybe two of them!